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The stages that you shall see when waking Evil needlessly.
Stage 1:
Evil is happy and asleep
Stage 2:
Evil wakes and you have three seconds to give her a good reason as to why she shouldn't kill you
Stage 3:
A) If your reason fails to please Evil, she will burn you and cut you to a painful death
B) If your reason is deemed either good or in any way pleasing, Evil will then spend a few minutes scratching her ears with her feet as part of her wake up process. Evil is after all a type of animal even if she's mostly demon.
Evil is my personal character and is not allowed to be used by others without my permission unless it's as a gift to me [IE: Fanart that is given to ME].
Stage 1:
Evil is happy and asleep
Stage 2:
Evil wakes and you have three seconds to give her a good reason as to why she shouldn't kill you
Stage 3:
A) If your reason fails to please Evil, she will burn you and cut you to a painful death
B) If your reason is deemed either good or in any way pleasing, Evil will then spend a few minutes scratching her ears with her feet as part of her wake up process. Evil is after all a type of animal even if she's mostly demon.
Evil is my personal character and is not allowed to be used by others without my permission unless it's as a gift to me [IE: Fanart that is given to ME].
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They say artists should be able to create no matter what medium they are handed. But if someone hands you a slab of marble, and tells you to carve a sculpture using only your face, you're probably S.O.L.
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